It is Saturday.
I couldn't sleep.
Our mattress totally sucks.
The husband was on my side of the bed.
In an act of self-preservation, I got out of bed before 7 a.m.
(Did I mention it is Saturday?)
Then my family got up.
My family is noisy in the morning.
(They...talk. And want the TV on. Gah!)
I hate noise in the morning.
In an act of self defense, I made homemade pancakes for breakfast.
(The sooner they eat, the sooner they might leave and I can go back to bed.)
Everyone is now gone.
I am now fully awake.
(Crabby, but fully awake.)
It is not yet 9 a.m.
This so does not bode well for the rest of the day.